JoeSmith

An incident reported by the NE Sherriff Dept. :

Hit and run occurred yesterday at approximately 6:00 pm Last night in the greater Boston Metropolitan area. The Victim of this attack was mildly injured, and was released from the scene in “acceptable condition”. These statements came from the by chance counselor on hand.

The Suspects were seen only briefly, and no accurate descriptions could be accumulated from the few, quickly passing witnesses.

When asked about the incident the Victim was quoted as saying “I never saw it coming. It was a brutal shock and I’m happy to be in the condition I currently am.”

This can be found at http://www.banksy.co.uk

PREFACE: I LAY NO CLAIMS TO BE AN AUTHOR OR EVEN A GOOD SPELLER( SHOULD YOU STILL BE INTERESTED READ ON)!

It seems what this world needs is the opinion of another American. Ok, so that’s not exactly on point. But need it or not, I will be giving opinions and any other ideas I may have on this modest planet we cohabitate.
A little background I was born in Western NY and Moved to NE when I was 18. I moved in search of the “American Dream “but always knowing it was a fairy tail. Since then I have lived in three different states had 3 Crazy girlfriends, and one amazing one who I am currently living with (in sin). I’ve had 4 Jobs. Gone to sleep hungry multiple times, Begged for gas money, Quit smoking Twice, and Visited Italy, among other things. If I told you all these other things straight away you’d never come back. What a shame that would be.
I have learned:
1. Money, although making life easier when in hand, does not motivate me to do better.
2. Always turn to your friends when in need, and your family when you are not.
3. I am a God fearing man who struggles with the concept of religion.
4. I like to read Horror books. Give me blood and gore to wash away the stress of silly things like bills.

Well that’s all for now. Hope to see you again. Adios Hombre