http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/en-UShttp://backend.userland.com/rss092http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/http://data5.blog.de/design/preview/5f/9eb9be566224832745395c4e255d5f_160x200.jpg <p>It’s been a bit since I have actually put some thought to my blog.<br> I intend to put the last moths reoccurring thoughts to paper (and not bore you in the process)<br> I’ve learned a few things this month. I’ve found I have made a true friend in Montontonjon. You see I have switched employment locations, and in doing so I will not see the fellow as much as in past times. My first day he Texted me with well wishes and regards, which was a welcome surprise. It goes to show small things count.<br> I have also learned not to trust the people your fist instincts tell you not to trust. That goes for taking advice from such folks as well. In the last 2 weeks I have thought to of sold my house, not sold my house, rented my house, not rented my house… A rollercoaster of emotions and a fuckin’ Bitch on the Ol’ nerves…I’m going to get some whiskey just thinking of the bullshit makes me turn to the drink…BRB as they say.<br> Ahhh yes, Drink and a plate of chicken Mashed and Biscuits!<br> So Music, right, I will list for my own pleasure my most liked songs as of late:<br> -Moonlight Mile by the Rolling Stones<br> -Shipping of to Boston by the Dropkick Murphys<br> -Hole in the Earth by the Deftones<br> -Live In Ibiza by Dj Tiesto<br> -Cat like Thief by Boxcar Racer (ft. Tim Armstrong)<br> -Killing in the name of by Rage against the Machine<br> In keeping with the music theme I will quote CKY with a line that really struck me today:<br> “…When they tell you who to be, you’ve entered into a familiar realm…”<br> Imagine being exactly who you want to be every second of every day. A luxury I am not granted working in retail. I Moo for the corporate cow every day friends. I’m not proud of this but alas it’s true. Feck, some ones gotta pay these feckin’ bills! I can’t just walk around scratching my ass all day, talking to you!<br> Ok Well I’ve bored myself, can’t imagine what I’ve done for you.<br> By for now.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/11/01/title~1283226/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/11/01/title~1283226/Wed, 01 Nov 2006 01:27:06 +0100 <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/22/tv_time~1247572/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/22/tv_time~1247572/Sun, 22 Oct 2006 00:37:16 +0200 <p><a href="http://www.meez.com/jakarrer" title="Check out this user"><img src="http://snapshot.meez.com/user06/08/08_10001079685.gif" alt="" border="0"></a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/17/its_me~1233122/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/17/its_me~1233122/Tue, 17 Oct 2006 23:08:16 +0200 <p>How much have ou changed in 10 years?<br> 1996</p> <p>How old were you?<br> --> 16<br> Where did you go to school?<br> --> sophomore at Williamsville South<br> Where did you work?<br> -->Washin Dishes at the williamsville Inn<br> Where did you live?<br> --> home in Williamsville<br> Where did you hang out?<br> --> the mall, shows, Freinds house, Outdoors<br> How was your hair style?<br> --> Shaved head<br> Did you wear glasses?<br> --> Nope<br> How many tattoos did you have?<br> --> none<br> How many piercings did you have?<br> -->4 in my ears<br> What car did you drive?<br> --> None<br> What was your worst fear?<br> -- My own sanity<br> Had you smoked a cigarette yet?<br> --> nope<br> Had you been arrested?<br> -->no<br> 2001<br> 5 years ago:<br> How old were you?<br> --> 21<br> Where did you go to school?<br> --> I think i was at Buff State or working<br> Where did you work?<br> -->Galyans<br> Where did you live?<br> -->With my Dad in Amherst<br> Where did you hang out?<br> -->Bars, Home, Buff state, Pawls Place<br> How was your hair style?<br> --> Shaved<br> Did you wear glasses?<br> --> No<br> How many tattoos did you have?<br> --> 10<br> How many piercings did you have?<br> -->6<br> What car did you drive?<br> --> 91 Cavalier<br> What was your worst fear?<br> --> Never leaving Buffalo<br> Had you smoked a cigarette yet?<br> --> yes<br> Had you been arrested?<br> --> no</p> <p><strong>HA HA HA!!! LETS SEE WHAT YOU ARE NOW !!!!!</strong>*</p> <p>2006<br> How old are you?<br> --> 26<br> Where do you work?<br> --> Crate and Barrel, Manager<br> Where do you live?<br> --> House In Providence RI<br> Where do you hang out?<br> --> home, John's place, Reasturants<br> Do you wear glasses?<br> -->No damn it i said NO!<br> What is your hairstyle?<br> --> SHAVED FOOL!<br> still talk to any of your old friends?<br> --> talk yes, do i consider it comunication of any weight, no..so sad honestly. I wish we could speak more.<br> How many piercings do you have?<br> -->2 0g plugs<br> How many tattoos?<br> -->15 or so<br> What kind of car do you have?<br> -- > None<br> What is your biggest fear?<br> --> Not Being a good husband<br> Have you smoked a cigarette yet?'<br> -->I hate Cig's but i smoke em now and then.<br> Have you been arrested since, if so, how many times times total?<br> --> nope </p> <p>So this has got me thinking of all the good bad and ugly times from Highschool/life before life.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/11/a_survey_from_myspace~1209690/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/11/a_survey_from_myspace~1209690/Wed, 11 Oct 2006 14:38:33 +0200 <p>I've spent a good amount of the day researching new drinks. Does this make me a drunk? Any ways, so I got payed shit money to learn how to make new drinks. Fair is fair I say.<br> In the interest of keeping fresh media on my Blog i present this...</p> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/11/well_then_where_am_i~1208204/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/11/well_then_where_am_i~1208204/Wed, 11 Oct 2006 01:21:05 +0200 <p><a href="http://www.gorillaz.com/item.php?N=potato&URL=potato">http://www.gorillaz.com/item.php?N=potato&URL=potato</a><br> <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/09/potato_power~1202509/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/09/potato_power~1202509/Mon, 09 Oct 2006 12:30:35 +0200 <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/08/ok_so_this_ones_better~1199817/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/08/ok_so_this_ones_better~1199817/Sun, 08 Oct 2006 14:47:15 +0200 <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/07/ouch~1197987/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/07/ouch~1197987/Sat, 07 Oct 2006 20:54:36 +0200 <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/116/263211654_50c0b8f403_o.jpg" alt="hmm." title="hmm."></p> <p>A bit got cut out but you get the Jist. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/07/toads~1197909/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/07/toads~1197909/Sat, 07 Oct 2006 20:34:26 +0200 <p> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/animator">http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/animator</a><br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_lol.gif" alt=":DD" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/03/amazing~1182559/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/10/03/amazing~1182559/Tue, 03 Oct 2006 02:48:44 +0200 <p>Coffee improves short-term memory and speeds up reaction times by acting on the brain’s prefrontal cortex, according to a new study.<img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p>Researchers used functional magnetic resonance imaging (fMRI) to determine how coffee activates different areas of the brain in 15 volunteers. </p> <p>“Caffeine modulates a higher brain function through its effects on distinct areas of the brain,” explains Florian Koppelstätter, who carried out the research with colleagues at the Medical University at Innsbruck, Austria.</p> <p>Prior to testing, the group fasted for 4 to 6 hours, and abstained from caffeine and nicotine for at least 24 hours. Then they were then given either a cup of strong coffee – containing 100 milligrams of caffeine – or a caffeine-free placebo drink. After 20 minutes all participants underwent fMRI scans while carrying out a memory and concentration test. A few days afterwards the experiment was repeated under the same conditions but each received the other drink.</p> <p>Executive memory<br> During the memory tests, participants were shown a fast sequence of capital letters, then flashed a single letter on a screen and told to decide quickly whether this letter was the same as the one which appeared second-to-last in the earlier sequence. They had to respond by pressing a “Y” for yes or “N” for no.</p> <p>“The group all showed activation of the working memory part of the brain," Koppelstätter explains. "But those who received caffeine had significantly greater activation in parts of the prefrontal lobe, known as the anterior cingulate and the anterior cingulate gyrus. These areas are involved in 'executive memory', attention, concentration, planning and monitoring." </p> <p>“This type of memory is used when, for example, you look up a telephone number in a book and then mentally store it before dialling,” he adds.</p> <p>Pick-me-up<br> Koppelstätter stresses that the study is preliminary and that he has yet to discover how long the memory effects last or what other effects coffee has on brain function. He adds that the long-term impact of caffeine use is also an important consideration.</p> <p>But he says the study shows that coffee has an effect on specific brain regions involved in memory and concentration that tallies with anecdotal evidence of the drink's “pick-me-up” effect.</p> <p>Caffeine is known to influence adenosine receptors which are found throughout the brain on nerve cells and blood vessels. It is thought that the drug inhibits these receptors and that this excites the nerve cells in the brain. “This may be the mechanism involved,” suggests Koppelstätter.</p> <p>The research was presented at the annual meeting of the Radiological Society of North America.</p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8401">http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn8401</a></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/coffee_improves~1165282/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/coffee_improves~1165282/Wed, 27 Sep 2006 14:05:46 +0200 <p>Yo.<br> If I gotzta get me brew on heres me choices bra,</p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/90/253646669_6f2bac28b2.jpg" alt="1st choice" title="1st choice"></p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/101/253646350_cd58fffb67_o.jpg" alt="2nd place" title="2nd place"></p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/118/253646351_8138cec339_o.jpg" alt="3rd" title="holy shit 7.3%!! damn straight son,"></p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/101/253646352_2903b88388_o.jpg" alt="cheers sammy" title="cheers 4th"></p> <p>Fuck it if yah aint got dez in da house yas a punk wanka.</p> <p>But honestly, Ill drink yer schlitz beer too.</p> <p>ps, you could not bees a punk wanka if yea drink othaz, I just aint sippin, son.<img src="/img/smilies/icon_crazy.gif" alt=":crazy:" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/beer~1163885/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/27/beer~1163885/Wed, 27 Sep 2006 00:13:38 +0200 <p>My dream job:</p> <p>To score movies / Commercials / Video.</p> <p>I often find myself listening to a song or track and get vivid images as to what should be showing under it. I get chills up my back and daydream of these amazing scenes that play out in my minds eye. I get excited come home to score random clips downloaded of the Ol' Interneticus, and strike out. You tube is great but no way to save them to your HD. Let alone good free scoring software. Arrg.<br> Point being if you know of any such software or sites, safe of course please let me know. I would appreciate it greatly, <img src="/img/smilies/graylaugh.gif" alt=":))" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/dream_job~1163848/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/dream_job~1163848/Tue, 26 Sep 2006 23:48:36 +0200 <p>Mr Coffee machine,<br> Krups Pro Aroma.<br> You made some yummy java for my Fiance and I. You turned on but refused to brew. Brain dead. So sad.<img src="/img/smilies/icon_wave.gif" alt=":wave:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/106/253216660_16e985f309_o.jpg" alt="Coffee!" title="Yummy"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/rip_coffee_machine~1161865/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/rip_coffee_machine~1161865/Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:55:42 +0200 <p>One Bowl Peanut Butter Capt. Crunch<br> One Sweet Bread Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich (Crunchy Peanut butter / strawberry jelly)<br> One or 2 cups of coffee no cream or milk, just sugar<br> One tall glass Cranberry Juice.</p> <p> Yeah! Breakfast<img src="/img/smilies/graysmilewinkgrin.gif" alt=";D" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/breakfast~1161833/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/26/breakfast~1161833/Tue, 26 Sep 2006 12:48:27 +0200 <p>Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee). <img src="/img/smilies/graybigeek.gif" alt="88|" class="middle" border="0"> </p> <p>Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?</p> <p>A: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise. </p> <p>Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?</p> <p>A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome. </p> <p>Q: What do ninjas do when they're not cutting off heads or flipping out?</p> <p>A: Most of their free time is spent flying, but sometime they stab. (Ask Mark if you don't believe me.)</p> <p>Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.<img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"><br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.realultimatepower.net/">http://www.realultimatepower.net/</a></p> <p> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.writing.com/main/handler/item_id/870081">http://www.writing.com/main/handler/item_id/870081</a></p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/39/85831827_325972b82a_m.jpg" alt="" title=""></p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/6/85831820_de190131ee_m.jpg" alt="" title=""></p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/39/80443130_704792507e_m.jpg" alt="" title=""></p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/41/85831795_8d524ed014_m.jpg" alt="" title=""> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/21/ninjas_are_sweet~1145776/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/21/ninjas_are_sweet~1145776/Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:09:56 +0200 <p>Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.<img src="/img/smilies/icon_wth.gif" alt="|-|" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. </p> <p> Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. </p> <p> The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. <img src="/img/smilies/grayyes.gif" alt=":yes:" class="middle" border="0"></p> <p> There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. </p> <p> Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. </p> <p> The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer </p> <p> Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. </p> <p> Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. </p> <p> Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING<br> <img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/">http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/</a></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/21/little_know_facts~1145769/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/21/little_know_facts~1145769/Thu, 21 Sep 2006 00:05:17 +0200 <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.gorillaz.com/item.php?N=attache&URL=attache">http://www.gorillaz.com/item.php?N=attache&URL=attache</a></p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fight3.php">http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fight3.php</a></p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.sirius.com">http://www.sirius.com</a></p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.flickr.com">http://www.flickr.com</a></p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.filehippo.com/">http://www.filehippo.com/</a> good for your gadjets and things.</p> <p><img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/748/748396/dl_1606002.html">http://media.xbox360.ign.com/media/748/748396/dl_1606002.html</a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/20/what_i_use_the_net_for~1145729/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/20/what_i_use_the_net_for~1145729/Wed, 20 Sep 2006 23:36:38 +0200 <p>As the Captain watched Barrett’s final moments he spat on the floor of his cabin, cursing the god his first mate begged to save him. Not from the loss of his fellow crewman but for the blasphemous act of crossing him self. His Pride lay on running the most deadly crew in the northern seas, and to see such weakness in his mate, to Bodolf justified his death.<br> With the Passing of each day the numbers of crewman shrank. Suicide had been recorded on ships of this kind but never so many, so quickly, so crudely. The kitchen could have been a gallows atop an autumn hill, 6 hanged dead there. The Wooden planked floor tacky with the quickly drying blood and excrement. Muted and meaty thuds of shrugged shoulders knocking on cabinets filled the tiny room with each passing wave. The sleeping quarters littered with bodies pilled like a child’s forgotten dominos, each slightly atop the next. From Door to wall 8 take their final rest here. They lay slumped Carved at the throat, each man a knife in hand. Eyes stare blankly from port to starboard, starboard to port as if transfixed on a horrible scene unable to break free their gaze. There has been Payment collected here dear reader, but the bounty is far from filled. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/17/verdammt_1~1135742/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/17/verdammt_1~1135742/Sun, 17 Sep 2006 23:22:33 +0200 <p>Captain Bodolf is hardly a man of honor; His life has been nothing but Murder, rape and pillage. If he was gifted by God upon birth, it was with the skill of leadership. When it came to raising the raging beast in his fellow man, no one was greater. His sailors were loyal till death and had been known for there own evils. It is still told at harbor that once, Captain Bodolf and his crew approaching at midnight to a small fishing township anchored and proceeded to port stealthily. The order was given to burn all houses and church’s killing anyone in plain view. His crew not only carried out these commands steadfastly, but proceeded to kill all live stock, scorch harvests, and burn all boats in port. Leaving the remaining towns folk to starve and suffer a death most painful. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/16/verdammt_pt_1~1130337/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/16/verdammt_pt_1~1130337/Sat, 16 Sep 2006 01:57:54 +0200 <p>Aasim, a stowaway, jumped aboard in Jan Mayen. A small Nordic Isle used by the crew to hide prisoners and treasure alike. From Svalbard, his ancestors were great Nordic archers. Pagan in belief, he was forced to flee his home for his sadistic Heathenism. The worst being the Burning down of the town’s Christian church during mass, nailing giant oak boards across the doors damning the faithful to a slow fiery death. When He was discovered huddled in the hull among the barrels of rum and fresh water Terrified upon his reveal, Aasim lunges upon his discoverer with a ferial hunger. Having not eaten for a month except for the occasional curious rat, Aasim tears into his prey’s throat with a fatal sever. Gulping the warm nectar he feels his energy slowly returning. Finally sleep finds the stow away, his eyes heavy from days of sleeplessness. It won’t be long now before he is discovered. Surely there will be a thorough search for the cook upon meal time. “Rest is key to your survival” he says, closing his eyes. </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/14/pt_1~1126584/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/14/pt_1~1126584/Thu, 14 Sep 2006 20:17:37 +0200 <p>The Midnight seas crash over the Hull. The Nordic winds rip the sea air cracking the sails taught, speeding the Massive ship over furious white tipped waves. They are headed north at a blistering pace, the cliffs can’t be far off now. The smell of sulfur from the sea spray burns the First mates eyes as he stumbles from the cabin. A furious wave slams the starboard walls, sending him headlong into the stern side railing. A crunch of wood and bones fills Barrett’s ears. He feels the ominous warm flow of fluid passing his eyes. The salty water feels like bees stinging in the freshly opened wound. As he cross’ him self to beg forgiveness the next wave sends him cart wheeling overboard, an offering to St. Elmo.<br> There are two left upon this damned voyage. A penance will be paid for the deeds of this crew. Thirty set sail and two remain.</p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/14/verdammt_pt~1125856/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/14/verdammt_pt~1125856/Thu, 14 Sep 2006 17:00:30 +0200 <p>Herbst ist am Rande des Knackens. Ich kann nicht zu Hause helfen aber mit der klaren Luft und den reichen Farben fühlen. Dieses ist meine Zeit.</p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/65/230873374_18d32366c0.jpg" alt="" title=""> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/01/flustern~1088179/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/09/01/flustern~1088179/Fri, 01 Sep 2006 12:41:43 +0200 <p>An incident reported by the NE Sherriff Dept. :</p> <p>Hit and run occurred yesterday at approximately 6:00 pm Last night in the greater Boston Metropolitan area. The Victim of this attack was mildly injured, and was released from the scene in “acceptable condition”. These statements came from the by chance counselor on hand. </p> <p>The Suspects were seen only briefly, and no accurate descriptions could be accumulated from the few, quickly passing witnesses. </p> <p>When asked about the incident the Victim was quoted as saying “I never saw it coming. It was a brutal shock and I’m happy to be in the condition I currently am.” </p> <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/97/222001218_9480d89355_o.jpg" alt="" title=""> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/the_distance~1059770/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/08/22/the_distance~1059770/Tue, 22 Aug 2006 14:51:10 +0200 <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/57/217302106_a72d280af8_o.jpg" alt="Banksy" title=""></p> <p>This can be found at <img src="/img/smilies/icon_arrow.gif" alt="=>" class="middle" border="0"> <a href="http://www.banksy.co.uk">http://www.banksy.co.uk</a> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/08/17/something_to_meditate_on~1045594/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/08/17/something_to_meditate_on~1045594/Thu, 17 Aug 2006 02:33:17 +0200 <p>PREFACE: I LAY NO CLAIMS TO BE AN AUTHOR OR EVEN A GOOD SPELLER( SHOULD YOU STILL BE INTERESTED READ ON)!</p> <p>It seems what this world needs is the opinion of another American. Ok, so that’s not exactly on point. But need it or not, I will be giving opinions and any other ideas I may have on this modest planet we cohabitate.<br> A little background I was born in Western NY and Moved to NE when I was 18. I moved in search of the “American Dream “but always knowing it was a fairy tail. Since then I have lived in three different states had 3 Crazy girlfriends, and one amazing one who I am currently living with (in sin). I’ve had 4 Jobs. Gone to sleep hungry multiple times, Begged for gas money, Quit smoking Twice, and Visited Italy, among other things. If I told you all these other things straight away you’d never come back. What a shame that would be.<br> I have learned:<br> 1. Money, although making life easier when in hand, does not motivate me to do better.<br> 2. Always turn to your friends when in need, and your family when you are not.<br> 3. I am a God fearing man who struggles with the concept of religion.<br> 4. I like to read Horror books. Give me blood and gore to wash away the stress of silly things like bills.</p> <p>Well that’s all for now. Hope to see you again. Adios Hombre<br> <img src="http://static.flickr.com/38/84528769_e979a8b5f2_o.jpg" alt="null" title="Angel"></p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/08/16/an_informal_intoduction~1042891/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/08/16/an_informal_intoduction~1042891/Wed, 16 Aug 2006 00:51:47 +0200 <p><img src="http://static.flickr.com/19/97635404_b724a1677b_m.jpg" alt="null" title="null"> </p> <p> <small> <a href="http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/08/15/just_to_say_hi~1040905/#comments">Comments</a> </small> </p>http://thisjoesmith.blog.co.uk/2006/08/15/just_to_say_hi~1040905/Tue, 15 Aug 2006 11:40:03 +0200